Welcome to the Spectator, bringing you a review of all the days action game by game, presented to you by the faces of the World Sevens, the one, the only award winning Rugby League Micronational Commentary team: Jimmy & Johnny

The Cup

The Six best teams in International Rugby League, all in one exciting pool! (Yes you cannot get much better than this, can you Jimmy) No indeed John, you cannot. (We predict that the Kingdom of the Pups and the Rest of New Macadam will be sent home early) Yes, the Top four go into the Semi Finals, the other two go home!

The Bowl

Teams 7 thru to 12. We Predict Crofton, Tallandor, New Bruges and Yardistan to make the Semis leaving Cumquat and Wirraram out in the cold.

The Plate

The Crap teams, the leftovers, teams 13 to 19. We predict Tebec to keep its streak of no wins and gain the wooden spoon (Awarded to last team). We also predict (Its a big day for predictions) that Skerry, Nova Pacaria, Aerlig and Lechardten will go thru to the Quarters leaving last years winners Califario and this years favourites Amerada packing there bags along with Tebec.

Eh?

So, your asking why teams already have points but they havn't played a game yet? Well don't ask us! We don't have a clue so we've bought in a local expert to explain it to us. Folks, meet Screamer:

"Well the reason some teams already have points is simple. Let me take an example. Amerada and Lechardten both are from Pool A and are now in the Plate Pool together. In Pool play Amerada defeated Lechardten. These two teams will not play each other in the Super Six, instead the points from the Pool Play game (Amerada defeated Lechardten) are carried through. Therefore Amerada gets two points. Come on people, its not rocket science!"

Thanks Screamer! This is Jimmy & Johnny (and Screamer!) on a rainy day here in Lechardten, New Macadam reporting on the action (or lack of it today on this rest day, day eight of competition) at the World Sevens (II).